As Canada goes to the voting booths for their next general election this month, there is only one choice I can think of that will ensure Canada deals with Trump swiftly and effectively – that’s Mark Carney. He’s more than qualified to take charge of the country and its finances, and comes across as a level-headed, reasonable man.
Here, I’ve imagined him getting rid of Trump in the style of the classic 1987 film, Robocop – which was, in itself, a critique on American capitalism and consumerism that was directed by an outsider (Paul Verhoeven). It’s one of my all-time favourite films and watched it waaaaay too early as a kid because it was rated 18 and I was only.. 10. But I had the best mum who bought it for me when it came out on VHS a few years later and it was just terrific. Loved it.
“Nice Prime Ministering, son. What’s your name?”
“Carney.”
